Mountain Enthusiast Prints

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Everything For The Skier.

Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."

'Got any books on mountaineering?' 'Top shelf.'

Distinguished Goat

'Yeah, me, too ? this is the best job I could get with a B.A. in philosophy.'

"He's English..."

Colorado skier

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Ibex Sex - 'I'm soooo horny...' 'So you are.'

Skier about ski over the finish line and cliff edge.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'I'll tell you the meaning of life if you'll tell me what's been happening on the soaps!'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Recalculating

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Sales chart shaped like mountains in office of Mountain Top Tours

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Geologic anomaly...an Alp in the Catskills.

Tourist

"Did you turn the iron off?"

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Everest: Postcards

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I told you not to Yodel!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Darned airbags."

"First, find someone to blame."

Descent of the St. Gothard.

Earthquake in Nepal

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm an isolationist.'