Climbing Enthusiasts Mugs

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Rubbish and Everest

"It's called being preemptive."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Earth Reset Button.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

'Why are you people following me?'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

No U Turn.

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

Fortune Cookies

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

"I asked my wife to cut me some slack. We were mountain climbing."