Rock Climbing Fanatic T-Shirts

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Italica

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Tina Turner

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Bad times to sneeze

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rubbish and Everest

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"How do I get down?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Have you farted. . . ?"