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'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Easter Island legs

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

Rubbish and Everest

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"How do I get down?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Disease-y Top

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'