Rock Climbing Enthusiast T-Shirts

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

'This is nothing like the wall my mother climbs when I'm late getting home!'

'How the heck do I get into these fixes? 9,000 feet up and no climbing rope!'

Mountaineering section

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

Easter Island legs

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Italica

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bad times to sneeze

Rubbish and Everest

Ozzy Osbourne

"How do I get down?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"