Rock Climber T-Shirts

'Drop the rock!'

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

Mountaintop Dessert

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

A Mountainear

"I think he said he is our guide."

The Scottish mountaineer

Selfie with yeti

'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'

The Path

'We had better turn back. Maev's lipstick seems to have fallen down a crevice.'

Mountain climber error.

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

Lazy Mountain Climber.

Mount Everest.

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'Damit, Fred. You're like dead weight.'

'I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.'

'I have to tweet for help, so I need to let you go for just a minute.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Man Reaches Top of Cliff & Contents of Rubbish Truck Fall on Top of Him

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.

Mountain Escalator

Mountain climbers and clothes line

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."