Rock Climber Gifts

'Drop the rock!'

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

Mountaintop Dessert

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

"I think he said he is our guide."

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

'I've changed my mind, I'd rather you didn't cut me loose to save yourself.'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

A Mountainear

The Scottish mountaineer

The Path

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

'We had better turn back. Maev's lipstick seems to have fallen down a crevice.'

Mountain climber error.

'I have to tweet for help, so I need to let you go for just a minute.'

Mount Everest.

Lazy Mountain Climber.

'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'

Selfie with yeti

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.'

Man Reaches Top of Cliff & Contents of Rubbish Truck Fall on Top of Him

'Damit, Fred. You're like dead weight.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.

Mountain climbers and clothes line

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Mountain Escalator