Stack Climber Gifts

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Upward Progress

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Building business relations.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Bad times to sneeze

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'That's our corporate ladder.'