Stairs Climber Gifts

'It was carrying a heavy bag up these stairs that made him ill, Doctor.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Building business relations.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Wallpapering with Nails

Painting

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

YOU ARE HERE

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I can see here on your résumé that you’d like my job ..."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Climbing to the moon...

Executive Towers: Sorry, No Room Left At The Top!

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'