Stair Climber Gifts

Fitness Clinic.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"Let's take the stairs!"

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Upward Progress

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Building business relations.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Rubbish and Everest

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Wallpapering with Nails

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Painting