Stair Enthusiast Gifts

Unusual Staircase

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Texturing the Walls

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

James decided to stay in that night.

Ladder of Success.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Going Down?

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

Staycation Photos

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious