Staircase Enthusiasts Gifts

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Santa Elevator

Climbing to the moon

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The Top of the Mountain.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Unusual Staircase

Hurdles with Steps

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

The Ladder

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Step class member taking the elevator at work

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

Climbing into the bathtub

The coward's way out.

'Weeeeeeee!!'

Service lift.

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'

A lift with a living room inside

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."