Stair Scaling Aficionado Gifts

Hurdles with Steps

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

King Kongs first christmas

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Rubbish and Everest

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Real Estate Depression

"The gods really love tight buns."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"It does make a statement."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

The Top of the Mountain.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Why are you people following me?'

TRUMP

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Unusual Staircase

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."