Stairlift Aficionado Gifts

Witch on stair lift.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Ladder of Success.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"