Elevator Enthusiast Gifts

Fitness Clinic.

The idiot on my shoulder

A Fork-lift.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

"Ascending!"

Mindless, inane chit-chat only.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"Hi, it's me again. I may be a little late getting home. I missed the elevator."

Up - Down - Other options.

A man looks at a sign in front of an elevator that reads "Out of Order - Technicians conducting tests of elevator's capacity to withstand inane chitchat."

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Abandon all eye contact ye who enter here.

The only thing worse than elevator music is being stuck on an elevator with someone who loves it.

Yes, I was a senior executive here, but I made a fool of myself at an office Christmas party.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Upside down man in lift

"I lost my case in the court on the first floor so now I want to appeal to a higher court."

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Usually, elevator music isn't that catchy...'

'Going up?'

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Elevator out of order, full of people.

Going Up Fast Forward

Thumbing a Lift.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Elevator symbols/ Up and crash.

'Somehow I thought it was somewhat different!'

Man has pressed 'Up' arrow at elevator. Door opens, and out steps 'Up' arrow.