Elevator Aficionado Gifts

'Here's your problem, you guys never chose a level.'

'Sorry, this one's going down.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator buttons. Up, Dither, Down.

Right place. Right time.

Roof.

That scandal-plagued politician insists on taking the elevator, rather than the stairs, to the lobby. He's refusing to step down.

Elevator Buttons

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'How's that for stopping power?'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Muzak's Top 10

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

'YOU try telling him!'