"It's the only exercise I get."
Elevator Escapade Enthusiast Gifts
If you’re fascinated by elevator escapades, find playful and thoughtful items that capture your energetic spirit. Our collection celebrates your passion for vertical adventures with witty designs perfect for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Express your love for the unexpected and add a humorous lift to your décor and wardrobe. Whether for yourself or a fellow enthusiast, these creative items are sure to elevate your interest.
'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
Going Down?
"I must have pressed the wrong button."
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
Thumbing a Lift.
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Elevator charge $1.00.
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
The guy who got in on the ground floor
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
Muzak's Top 10
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'
Santa Elevator
'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'
A Fork-lift.
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
'YOU try telling him!'
'Going up?'
"This thing is so slow!"
Sheep Escalator
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
Elevator Escapade Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Elevator Escapade Enthusiast Mugs
Discover more hilarious or themed mugs that celebrate your love for elevator escapades and keep your coffee break fun.
Elevator Escapade Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy and amusing pillows that showcase your interest in elevator adventures and brighten your living space.
Elevator Escapade Enthusiast Prints
Browse eye-catching prints that depict the excitement of elevator escapades, perfect for decorating your favorite space.
Elevator Escapade Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that boast your elevator enthusiasm and add humor to your casual wardrobe.