Elevator Adventures Gifts

'Not again!...'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'