'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'
Elevator Music Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the elevator music enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and creative items that honor their passion for background melodies. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these thoughtfully designed products add a playful touch to their appreciation of elevator tunes. Perfect for bringing a smile to their face, each piece is crafted to reflect their unique interest in a fun and engaging way. Whether for a music lover or someone who simply enjoys the smooth ambiance, our selection makes a memorable gift.
'Ugh, isn't this elevator music the worst?'
Elevator dilemma.
"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
Going Down?
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
Thumbing a Lift.
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Elevator charge $1.00.
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
The guy who got in on the ground floor
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
Muzak's Top 10
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."
Santa Elevator
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
A Fork-lift.
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
"This thing is so slow!"
Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.
'Going up?'
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
"Do we look like we're going up?"
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
Elevator. Up, down and dirty.
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
Elevator Music Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Elevator Music Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more gift ideas? Click through to see our collection of mugs perfect for elevator music lovers, blending humor and style in every sip.
Elevator Music Enthusiast Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to celebrate the elevator music enthusiast. Our playful and cozy designs add personality to any living space.
Elevator Music Enthusiast Prints
Explore our range of prints that capture the spirit of elevator music enthusiasts. Artistic, fun, and full of personality, they're a great gift idea.
Elevator Music Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for elevator music fans. With witty designs and comfortable fits, they're great for showing off their musical taste.