Elevator Aficionado Pillows

'Here's your problem, you guys never chose a level.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator buttons. Up, Dither, Down.

Right place. Right time.

Elevator Buttons

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'How's that for stopping power?'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious