Stairlift Aficionado Mugs

Witch on stair lift.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Ladder of Success.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

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'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"Do we look like we're going up?"