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"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'He's maturing early.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

King Kongs first christmas

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Thumbing a Lift.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

A Fork-lift.

Real Estate Depression

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'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."