Stairlift Enthusiast Gifts

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Ladder of Success.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Walking To School Simulator

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Santa Elevator

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'YOU try telling him!'

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Sheep Escalator