Ladder Enthusiast Gifts

Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).

"My boss told me to hold this ladder while he's on the roof so I'm holding it."

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

Ladder of Success.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

The Top of the Mountain.

Race

Climbing into the bathtub

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Building Site Problems.

Fire Service Emergency Equipment

Texturing the Walls

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"The instructions said to lash a ladder."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"The boss can see you now."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Building business relations.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.