Ladder Lover Gifts

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

Corporate Ladder

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Charlie, this the tallest ladder that I've climbed, ever.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"The boss can see you now."

Irish Bricklayer

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

The Ladder to Heaven

'I spent eleven pounds on my ladder and sold it for thirteen.'

'George - just what we need to help you get on your high horse!'

Giant Gorilla Climbs with a Ladder.

'I'm sorry, but Mr. Pipperingly can't be disturbed right now. He's resting on his laurels.'

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Building business relations.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Texturing the Walls

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'Here you are, Simmons!'