Labyrinth Lover Gifts

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'Don't know what they're looking for but one day it's too hot her, then the water rises, then the air smells funny...'

Testing Whether Animals Can Think Outside The Box.

'Well, that's the minor tour.'

Iraq - has no exit.

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Football Chameleon

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sigmund Freud.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"The boss can see you now."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Zorro as a child.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.