Labyrinth Lover Pillows

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'Don't know what they're looking for but one day it's too hot her, then the water rises, then the air smells funny...'

'Well, that's the minor tour.'

Iraq - has no exit.

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Sigmund Freud.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"The boss can see you now."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'