Loan Labyrinthine Lover Gifts

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

Sigmund Freud.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

House of books.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Sun and the Moon step out.

'Wait a minute....!

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'