Loan Lover Gifts

EZ Loan - Thumbs Down.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Loans 3.5% Great. I'll have one of those.'

Modern Monster

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Now, before I say yes, I have to look very stern.'

'Wait a minute....!

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

Bank loans for out of season produce.

Dr. D for Debt Smith.

I woke up this morning full of consumer confidence.

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

'How soon do you want it?'

'What do you want it for?'

Say No! - We'd like a �5,000 loan.

'I had no idea my saying, 'Your Request for a Loan Has Been Approved',would come as such a shock!'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I look forward to paying off all my debts, so I can incur new debts.'

'We'd like to go as far in debt as we possibly can.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"