Loan Enthusiast Gifts

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"Excellent. Now that you've proved to me that you don't really need the loan, I'll be happy to approve it."

Loan trap

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

A man leaving the bank with loan contract and wearing a necklace with GPS tracking system.

"The guy on the next island wants me to float him a loan."

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

'Wait a minute....!

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'