Loan Process Enthusiast Gifts

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Dog Beginning For A Loan

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

Loan trap

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

'Name? No questions asked.'

A loan is for life - not just for Christmas!

National Bank and Loan - We'd like more of the same.

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

"I applied there six months ago, and I'm still waiting for an answer."

'Your loan is approved as soon as Rex has your scent.'