Loan Application Enthusiast Gifts

You have been approved for a interest only loan. You don't get any money but we keep an interest in your loan application.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Wait a minute....!

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Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

Loan trap

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"