Loan Application Enthusiast T-Shirts

You have been approved for a interest only loan. You don't get any money but we keep an interest in your loan application.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Wait a minute....!

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Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Loan trap

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'