Loan Loop Enthusiast Gifts

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Wait a minute....!

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Student Debt

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

Loan trap

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.