Loan Lovers Gifts

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Wait a minute....!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Professional football.

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

loan

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Loan trap

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

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