Loan Seekers Gifts

'Feeling loanly?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"