Loan Seeker Gifts

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

'No, those are the odds of you getting a loan.'

Now for the $64,000 question, can I have a $64,000 loan?

Frankly, I'm surprised your newsagent let you get so far behind.

loan

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Firstly-let's not raise our hopes too high...'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Speed Dating.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."