Credit Seeker Gifts

'Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it.'

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

"Stop having good ideas for other people."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

'I always feel I could have taken credit for more.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Will work for ETFs

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."