Credit Seeker Prints

'Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it.'

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

"Stop having good ideas for other people."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

'I always feel I could have taken credit for more.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Will work for ETFs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."