




Unisex T-Shirt
"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."
A great t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It is made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.
Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Tubular construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy