Cash Seeker Gifts

Get rich quick.

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"And this all happened in the last week..."