Cash Seeker Gifts

Get rich quick.

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

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"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."