Coin Seeker Gifts

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Dept. of the Treasury

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

What is possible/what is probable.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

What is possible and what is probable.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Man chasing money

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).