Pin Seeker Gifts

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

King Pin

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Bowling alley

The other side is seeds. This side is meds.

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

'I really regret redeveloping into flats during the boom.'

'He's our best security monitor ever!'

Trick or Treaty.

Murder photographs.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Now children, you must learn to multiply...'

'The plumber will be with you in between 5 and 1000 working days...'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

Cat Bowling

Bowling.

'Just cut to the good stuff, my child.'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."