Pin Seeker Pillows

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

King Pin

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Bowling alley

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Murder photographs.

Trick or Treaty.

'He's our best security monitor ever!'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'I really regret redeveloping into flats during the boom.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'The plumber will be with you in between 5 and 1000 working days...'

'Now children, you must learn to multiply...'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

Cat Bowling

Bowling.

'Just cut to the good stuff, my child.'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair