Pin Collector Pillows

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Badge, Goodge, Indifferentge.

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

Biro Security

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Toast kidnapper.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Big advantage!!'

Prawn Shop

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Custer's Last Rollo

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I'm not buying it."

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"