Pin Collector Pillows

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Badge, Goodge, Indifferentge.

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'Big advantage!!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

The Secret Life of Pens

"I'm not buying it."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"Why have you come over here?"

Custer's Last Rollo

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Cat nip"

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'