Pin Collectors Pillows

"I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the bowling pins with me."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Biro Security

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

The Secret Life of Pens

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"I'm not buying it."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Cat nip"

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."