Rolling Pin Collector Pillows

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Rough justice

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Used wheels

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

The dead sea scrolls

'Big advantage!!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Edmund Spenser

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

Mum's baking is best!

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"I was only flirting to get..."

A Four-poster bed.

"Elaine, you fool! You'll get us all killed!"

'Got a hairpin.'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

'My other vehicle is a shopping trolley.'

'I warned you about eating so much canned food.'