Rolling Paper Collector Pillows

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Tree Funeral

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

The dead sea scrolls

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Edmund Spenser

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

John Wilkes Esq.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Cartoonists.

"Oh, thank God!"

Punch's Campaign against the Morning Post

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Most people don't know that tug-o-war got it's start in the late 1600s when, for a brief amount of time, rope was considered legal tender.

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

Rough justice

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

Toilet Roll Prank

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.