Toilet Roll Collectors Pillows

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Fly fishing.

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The dead sea scrolls

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Edmund Spenser

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Oh, thank God!"

Toilet Roll Drop

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Toilet Roll Prank

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

Bathtime.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...

'Damn this paperless office!'

"Ready for the lockdown."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

"We should just buy the color our white towels always end up being."

WE GOT YOUR TOILET PAPER

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