Collecting Toilet Paper Pillows

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Oh, thank God!"

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Cartoonists.

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill